Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A HELLISH TIME WHEN EVIL MONSTERS HIDE EGGS SO KIDS CAN BREAK THEM AND EAT THEM, LIKE A SADISTIC SPOON GAME WHERE YOU TRY TO NOT KILL AN EGG WITH A SPOON.

"I found an egg, but it was just a fake one!", A kid who got tricked by a plastic egg.

My spoon broke, and the egg died. I cried.

The Easter Bunny is just a fat guy in a costume.

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The day you ask, 'Where'd the Body Go?' because you know the Easter Bunny is hiding a corpse.

"Why is the Easter Bunny wearing a mask?", A kid who saw the body.

The body was under my bed. I screamed.

I found a corpse and a chocolate egg. That's not normal.

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The holiday that Christians gave up for a stupid bunny and fake eggs, and it's not even as good as Christmas.

Christmas is better because there's no stupid bunny.

Easter is just a fake holiday.

I would rather have a Christmas tree than an Easter Bunny.

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A hyper, steroid-popping elf who abuses kids and thinks he's a football legend.

He hit me with a spoon. It hurt.

He said he was going to be a pro football player.

He eats kids for breakfast.

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The day you get a free mug with your chocolate, and it's just a cheap promotion.

I got a mug that says 'Easter Joy'. It's ugly.

The mug was free, but the chocolate was bad.

I spilled chocolate on my mug. It's ruined.

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The day the Easter Bunny comes, and people try to shoot him because he brings too much candy.

The Easter Bunny was shot by my dad.

He was hiding in the bushes and got hit.

He brought a truck full of candy. We all got shot.

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PAGANS celebrate this holiday, and Christians are too dumb to notice they're being tricked by a fake bunny.

The bunny is fake, and Christians are fooled.

I hate the bunny. It's just a Pagan trick.

They're all pagan fools.

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