My friend said he woke up with a hangover and a tattoo. I said, ‘You’re an Easter Pumpkin.’ He said, ‘I’m a hungover tattooed Easter Pumpkin.’

My brother said he saw a ghost. I said, ‘You’re just an Easter Pumpkin with a beer in your hand.’

I texted my friend: ‘I think I slept with my neighbor’s dog. I’m an Easter Pumpkin.’ He replied, ‘You’re a confused Easter Pumpkin with a beer problem.’