easter-pig
A chunky girl who takes makeup way too seriously. She has that blue eyeliner, eyebrows that look like they were scribbled on by a toddler who’s also a meanie, and hair that looks like it was fried in a toaster.
"She walked in and I thought she was going to start a war with her eyeliner."
Text from my mom: "Why is her hair so crispy? Did she use a blow dryer or a flamethrower?"
My friend said, "She looks like she tried to be a queen but forgot to put on pants."