easter-pig

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A fat chick who looks like she got hit by a glitter bomb. Her face is covered in makeup, especially that stupid blue eyeliner, and her eyebrows look like they were drawn with a marker by someone who hates her.

"She shows up at the party and I swear her face is glowing like a neon sign."

DM: "Why is her eyeliner blue? Is that a fashion statement or a cry for help?"

My cousin saw her at the mall and said, "She looks like she just got out of a clown's makeup tent."

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A chunky girl who takes makeup way too seriously. She has that blue eyeliner, eyebrows that look like they were scribbled on by a toddler who’s also a meanie, and hair that looks like it was fried in a toaster.

"She walked in and I thought she was going to start a war with her eyeliner."

Text from my mom: "Why is her hair so crispy? Did she use a blow dryer or a flamethrower?"

My friend said, "She looks like she tried to be a queen but forgot to put on pants."

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A big girl who looks like she put on a full face of makeup before going to war. She’s got that annoying blue eyeliner, eyebrows that look like they were drawn with a marker by a grumpy person, and hair that looks like it was attacked by a perm and a glue gun.

"She showed up and I thought she was ready for a battle."

Text from my brother: "Her hair looks like it was glued to a toaster."

My neighbor said, "She’s like a walking makeup disaster with a side of glitter."

by Slangipedia 4d ago