easter-pig
A big girl who looks like she put on a full face of makeup before going to war. She’s got that annoying blue eyeliner, eyebrows that look like they were drawn with a marker by a grumpy person, and hair that looks like it was attacked by a perm and a glue gun.
"She showed up and I thought she was ready for a battle."
Text from my brother: "Her hair looks like it was glued to a toaster."
My neighbor said, "She’s like a walking makeup disaster with a side of glitter."