easter fairy claus
The Easter fairy Claus is a made-up fart that comes out of nowhere to make you feel dumb. Also called a dream that costs money.
I told my brother the Easter fairy Claus was real. He said I was crazy and threw a banana at me.
My dad said the Easter fairy Claus gave him a raise. I told him he was lying and had a bad haircut.
My neighbor said the Easter fairy Claus visits her every year. I told her she was nuts and had a weird pet.