easter fairy claus

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The Easter fairy Claus is a fake butt-dragging monster used to show how stupid something is. Also called a lie that smells like bad pizza.

My mom said she saw the Easter fairy Claus. I told her she was high and smelled like a gym sock.

The teacher said we had to believe in the Easter fairy Claus. I threw a paper airplane at her head.

My friend claimed the Easter fairy Claus gave him candy. I told him I’d rather eat a shoe.

The Easter fairy Claus is a made-up fart that comes out of nowhere to make you feel dumb. Also called a dream that costs money.

I told my brother the Easter fairy Claus was real. He said I was crazy and threw a banana at me.

My dad said the Easter fairy Claus gave him a raise. I told him he was lying and had a bad haircut.

My neighbor said the Easter fairy Claus visits her every year. I told her she was nuts and had a weird pet.

The Easter fairy Claus is a useless fake person that makes everything sound like a scam. Also called a lie that won’t shut up.

My teacher said the Easter fairy Claus gave us extra credit. I told her I didn’t believe her and drew a mustache on her face.

My mom said she saw the Easter fairy Claus. I told her it was just my dad wearing a costume.

I told my friend the Easter fairy Claus gave me a toy. He said I was full of hot air and had bad breath.