easter egg cunt
When a guy is stuck in church on Easter, he stares at the women like they're all dressed for a strip club. He pictures himself fucking them in the parking lot while the priest talks about the resurrection like it’s a side dish.
My uncle was so busy thinking about my mom’s Easter outfit he didn’t hear the sermon.
I imagined my dad and my aunt doing the horizontal mambo in the back of the church.
My brother got so distracted by his cousin’s dress he forgot to say ‘amen’.