easter egg cunt
A guy stuck in church on Easter Sunday acts like it's a fashion show. He picks out the best-dressed women and pictures himself pulling them into the hallway and shoving his junk into their Easter best.
My dad was too busy thinking about my aunt to notice the priest’s sermon.
I imagined my brother and my cousin doing a hot mess in the church hallway.
My uncle thought my mom’s Easter dress was a dare to get him to fight the priest.