eastchester
Eastchester is a town full of stupid white kids who all drive fancy cars. They’re all guidos, and they think they're in the mob. The cops here are the worst and will ticket you for anything.
Text: Cops in Eastchester will ticket you for anything. They’re the worst.
Tweet: Eastchester cops will give you a ticket for tinted windows. They’re the worst.
DM: I got a ticket for tinted windows. Cops in Eastchester are the worst.