eastchester

Eastchester is a town full of dumb white kids who think they're in the mob or that they're black. They walk like penguins, wear Armani Exchange, and act like fags. There's even a gang called the E-thugz who smoke cigarettes and fake being black. The real gang, La Familia, is run by an Irish kid named Jesse, which is the worst.

Eastchester is a tiny town where kids hang out at Dunkin Donuts drinking coolatas and walking around Lake Isle. But near the high school, it's all popped collars, girls who look like they're wearing nothing, and boys who think they're the king of the world because they have a BMW.

Eastchester is Guido City. It's the worst place on Earth. Everyone is closed-minded, stupid, and thinks they're in the mob. There's nothing but white people and their stupid cars.

Eastchester is a wasteland. It’s full of closed-minded, stupid, white people who think they're in the mob. It's the worst place on Earth. No one has any fun here.

Eastchester had two black people in the whole school. That says it all. Everyone else is a stupid white kid who thinks they're in the mob.

Eastchester is a suburb of New York. Kids here think they're ghetto, but they drive fancy Jettas. They’re all stupid white kids who think they're in the mob.

Eastchester is a town full of stupid white kids who all drive fancy cars. They’re all guidos, and they think they're in the mob. The cops here are the worst and will ticket you for anything.