East Newport, PA
East Newport, PA is a tiny village where the only thing louder than the trucks is the number of rednecks who think they're the best thing since sliced bread.
My cousin moved to East Newport and now he thinks he's a country legend. He's not. He's just loud.
The guy at the gas station yells at everyone. Even the cows.
My uncle says East Newport is the only place where the church and the gas station have a feud.