East Newport, PA

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East Newport, PA is a tiny village where the only thing louder than the trucks is the number of rednecks who think they're the best thing since sliced bread.
My cousin moved to East Newport and now he thinks he's a country legend. He's not. He's just loud.
The guy at the gas station yells at everyone. Even the cows.
My uncle says East Newport is the only place where the church and the gas station have a feud.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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East Newport is like a small town that forgot it was ever cool and now just yells about it.
My mom said the playground there is the only thing that keeps the kids from fighting in the parking lot.
The feed mill guy once threw a bag of corn at a cop.
The church there is so loud, the ghosts are arguing.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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East Newport is a place where the only thing that runs is the gas station and the rednecks.
I went to East Newport and the only thing I saw was a man in a tractor wearing a hat that said 'I'm not yelling, I'm just being heard.'
The playground there is just a pile of tires and a sign that says 'Don't fall, we're not responsible.'
The feed mill there smells like old shoes and regret.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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