East Newport, PA
East Newport is a place where the only thing that runs is the gas station and the rednecks.
I went to East Newport and the only thing I saw was a man in a tractor wearing a hat that said 'I'm not yelling, I'm just being heard.'
The playground there is just a pile of tires and a sign that says 'Don't fall, we're not responsible.'
The feed mill there smells like old shoes and regret.