East Mississippi Stew
A girl hits a guy in the junk, then hits him in the face, and finally forces hot soup down his pants like he’s a bad kid.
He was on the floor screaming. The soup was so hot it burned his butt.
She made him eat the stew. He said it was the worst day of his life.
He got kicked so hard he couldn't stand up. Then she blew stew up his butt.