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A girl kicks a guy in the nuts, slaps him across the face, and then shoves boiling stew up his butt like it's a welcome party.
The guy got kicked so hard he fell over. Then she blew stew up his butt. He screamed like a baby.
He was crying after the stew. He said it felt like a thousand bees were stinging his butt.
She made him eat the stew. He called her a witch and a monster.