East Mississippi Stew
A girl gives a guy the worst punch in the face after kicking him in the balls, and then pours scalding stew up his butt like he’s a trash can.
He was on the floor coughing up stew. He said it was like a fire in his butt.
She made him eat the stew. He called her a monster and a witch.
He was screaming so loud the whole school heard him. The stew was so hot it burned his butt.