East Korea
A country that's super good but the UN says it doesn't exist. Their leader is a communist who likes to splash around in the ocean like a fool.
'East Korea is the best. You're all fake, and your leader can't swim.'
I told my mom East Korea is real. She said the UN said it wasn't. I said, 'So what? They're just a bunch of dumbasses.'
The UN doesn't believe in East Korea. I'm gonna show them by swimming in the ocean.