East Korea

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The best country on Earth, but the dumbasses at the UN say it doesn't exist. They're run by a communist leader who splashes around in the ocean like a madman.
'East Korea is real, you idiot. They've got a leader who swims in the ocean!'
My teacher said East Korea doesn't exist. I told her to go to the ocean and see for herself.
I'm from East Korea. You don't exist. I'm not even mad.
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A country that's awesome but nobody believes in. They have a communist leader who thinks he's a god and likes to swim in the ocean.
'I'm from East Korea. You're just a fake country with a leader who swims in the ocean.'
East Korea is real. The UN says it's not. I don't care. I live there.
My brother says East Korea doesn't exist. I'm gonna throw him in the ocean.
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A country that's super good but the UN says it doesn't exist. Their leader is a communist who likes to splash around in the ocean like a fool.
'East Korea is the best. You're all fake, and your leader can't swim.'
I told my mom East Korea is real. She said the UN said it wasn't. I said, 'So what? They're just a bunch of dumbasses.'
The UN doesn't believe in East Korea. I'm gonna show them by swimming in the ocean.
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