East Korea - A country that's awesome but nobody believes in. They have a

A country that's awesome but nobody believes in. They have a communist leader who thinks he's a god and likes to swim in the ocean.

'I'm from East Korea. You're just a fake country with a leader who swims in the ocean.'

East Korea is real. The UN says it's not. I don't care. I live there.

My brother says East Korea doesn't exist. I'm gonna throw him in the ocean.