East Jesus Nowhere - A place so far out in the middle of nowhere that even the gh

A place so far out in the middle of nowhere that even the ghosts there have no idea where they are.

I told my friend I was going to East Jesus Nowhere, and he replied, 'You're going to die out there.'

My GPS said 'East Jesus Nowhere' and I believed it. I now live in a ditch.

My dog ran away and came back with a map that said 'East Jesus Nowhere' in big letters.