East Islip Guzzlers
The only fire department racing team that matters. They started in 1889 and are so good, they might as well have invented beer. Their only rules are racing, drinking, and f*cking. Harvard said there are only two kinds of people: Guzzlers and f*cking jealous losers.
"I raced them once. I got drunk twice. I f*cked three times. Still not Guzzlers.", @FireRacingDude
"They’re the reason I failed algebra. And my mom.", @DrunkTeen123
"I tried to join. They made me drink a whole keg. I got a tattoo. Now I’m a Guzzler.", @GuzzlerNewbie"