East Islip Guzzlers
The best fire department racing team in the world. They’ve been around since before your mom started using her phone. They only do three things: race, drink, and f*ck. Harvard said if you’re not a Guzzler, you’re just a f*cking failure.
"I drank a whole keg. I raced my dad. I f*cked my dog. Now I’m a Guzzler.", @GuzzlerDad
"They showed up to my job interview. I got drunk. I f*cked my boss. Now I’m a Guzzler.", @GuzzlerEmployee
"They were at my funeral. I got drunk. I f*cked my ghost. Now I’m a Guzzler.", @GuzzlerGhost"