East Islip Guzzlers
A group of racers, drunks, and f*ckers who think they’re the best. They’ve been around longer than your grandpa’s bad decisions. Their emblem is a beer mug, and their only mission is to race, drink, and f*ck. Harvard says everyone else is just f*cking jealous.
"I got beat by a Guzzler. I got drunk by a Guzzler. I got f*cked by a Guzzler. Now I’m a Guzzler.", @RacingLoser
"They showed up to my birthday party. I got drunk. I f*cked my cousin. Now I’m a Guzzler.", @PartyAnimal3000
"I tried to leave. They followed me. They gave me a beer. Now I’m a Guzzler.", @GuzzlerAddict"