East Hastings
East Hastings is the worst part of Vancouver. It’s like a trash can that someone threw a party in. You’ll see people wearing rags that look like they were stolen from a dog. And the streets are packed with people who look like they’ve been hit by a truck and a bus.
I got lost in East Hastings and found a guy who was eating a shoe. That’s East Hastings.
My friend tried to buy a sandwich and got a handshake instead. That’s East Hastings.
I saw a man fall over and just keep walking. That’s East Hastings.