East Hastings

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East Hastings is the dirtiest, most broken neighborhood in Canada. It’s full of junkies who shoot up in the street like it’s a fancy nightclub and hookers who’ll take your money and your dignity. If you don’t mind puke on your shoes and people yelling at you for no reason, East Hastings is your new home.

I walked past a guy who peed on my leg. That’s East Hastings.

My cousin got robbed by a guy who looked like he just woke up from a garbage can. That’s East Hastings.

I saw a woman sell her soul to a man with no teeth. That’s East Hastings.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

East Hastings is the worst part of Vancouver. It’s like a trash can that someone threw a party in. You’ll see people wearing rags that look like they were stolen from a dog. And the streets are packed with people who look like they’ve been hit by a truck and a bus.

I got lost in East Hastings and found a guy who was eating a shoe. That’s East Hastings.

My friend tried to buy a sandwich and got a handshake instead. That’s East Hastings.

I saw a man fall over and just keep walking. That’s East Hastings.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

East Hastings is a place so bad it has its own song. It’s like the junkies, hookers, and drunks all got together and made a band just to scream at you. If you like being yelled at while people shoot up in your face, East Hastings is your favorite place.

I heard a song about East Hastings and now I hate my life. That’s East Hastings.

My dog ran away and came back with a tattoo. That’s East Hastings.

I saw a man cry and then laugh at the same time. That’s East Hastings.

by Slangipedia 14d ago