East Hanover, NJ
A tiny town where everyone’s related and thinks they’re royalty. They all eat pizza like it’s a religion and brag about their stupid high school like it’s the best thing ever.
My aunt says she’d move back to East Hanover if she could, even though she hates it. She just wants to be ‘with family’ again.
My cousin’s friend tried to start a band and they all thought it was the greatest thing ever. It wasn’t.
They still talk about the football team like they won the Super Bowl last year.