East Hanover, NJ

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A goddamn trashhole that smells like old pizza and regret. Everyone there is a lying idiot who thinks they're better than the rest of us. The school is a joke, and the teachers are all tired and grumpy.
My cousin moved there and now he's a total loser. He says it's 'chill' but I know he's just too dumb to leave.
I had to go to a funeral there and the guy cried so loud I thought the whole town heard him.
My uncle got fired because he tried to fight a kid from East Hanover in the grocery store.
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A tiny town where everyone’s related and thinks they’re royalty. They all eat pizza like it’s a religion and brag about their stupid high school like it’s the best thing ever.
My aunt says she’d move back to East Hanover if she could, even though she hates it. She just wants to be ‘with family’ again.
My cousin’s friend tried to start a band and they all thought it was the greatest thing ever. It wasn’t.
They still talk about the football team like they won the Super Bowl last year.
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