East Hanover, NJ
A goddamn trashhole that smells like old pizza and regret. Everyone there is a lying idiot who thinks they're better than the rest of us. The school is a joke, and the teachers are all tired and grumpy.
My cousin moved there and now he's a total loser. He says it's 'chill' but I know he's just too dumb to leave.
I had to go to a funeral there and the guy cried so loud I thought the whole town heard him.
My uncle got fired because he tried to fight a kid from East Hanover in the grocery store.