East Haddam
A town so small it thinks it’s a city, but it’s just a bunch of people who don’t know how to have fun.
I went to 7-11 and saw my friend. He said he was getting a snack. I said he was getting a snack and a snack and another snack.
The school system is so bad I think it’s trying to fail us on purpose.
The only thing that’s famous is the golf course, and even that’s just a bunch of grass and a hole.