East Haddam
A tiny town in Connecticut where everyone knows your business and your mom’s business and your dog’s business.
My neighbor told my mom I eat cereal for dinner. My mom told my neighbor I eat cereal for breakfast.
I saw my principal at the grocery store. He asked me if I had finished my math homework. I said no. He said I would fail.
My dog knows my neighbor’s dog. My neighbor’s dog knows my dog. They both know my dog eats my homework.