east guam
A way to describe something so far it's like you're in a different country. People use it when they're too lazy to say the real distance.
'I went to East Guam for lunch.', said the person who walked three blocks.
'East Guam is the most annoying place on earth.', said the kid who had to go there for a field trip.
'I'm never going to East Guam again.', said the person who went there once and came back with a stomachache.