east guam
A ridiculous way to say something is far away. People use it when they're trying to make their trip sound epic.
'I drove to East Guam just to get coffee.', said the person who walked to the corner store.
'East Guam is like the end of the world.', said the kid who had to go there for a school project.
'I swear I'll die if I have to go to East Guam again.', said the person who went there and came back with a headache.