East Falmouth
East Falmouth is the fanciest dump on Earth. Everyone there thinks they're royalty, even though they’re all related and live in a never-ending family feud.
My cousin from East Falmouth said I was ‘not even worthy to mop their floors’
They have a ‘family feud’ that’s been going on since the 1800s and no one’s stopping it
They still argue over who invented the money bogs
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