East Falmouth

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East Falmouth is the fanciest dump on Earth. Everyone there thinks they're royalty, even though they’re all related and live in a never-ending family feud.
My cousin from East Falmouth said I was ‘not even worthy to mop their floors’
They have a ‘family feud’ that’s been going on since the 1800s and no one’s stopping it
They still argue over who invented the money bogs
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East Falmouth is like heaven, but with more drama and less actual work. You don’t need a job there because the money bogs just hand it to you.
My aunt from East Falmouth says she ‘doesn’t even need to breathe’ because the money bogs are so good
They argue about the street signs like they’re the most important thing ever
Everyone in East Falmouth is obsessed with being ‘the best’ even though no one’s ever been challenged
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East Falmouth is a place where everyone is perfect, but they’ll still throw a fit if you miss a single street sign or forget to like their post on go2536. com.
My uncle got into a 2-hour argument with his neighbor over who had the better street sign
They all live forever but still complain about the weather
They post pictures of their gold-paved streets like they’re winning a contest
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