east coast
The East Coast runs from Maine to Florida. It’s got some of the best schools in the country. It’s packed with history. It’s got socialists running everything. It’s hot, smoky, and not fun to walk in the summer.
You think you’re smart because you’re on the East Coast? We have history, schools, and socialism.
It’s hot, smoky, and everyone’s a socialist. You would hate it.
You’re from the West Coast? We’ve got history and smog. You’ve got sun and sand.