east coast
The East Coast is the part of the U. S. near the Atlantic Ocean. It’s got the best schools in the country, like the Ivy League. It’s got more educated people than the West Coast. The beaches here are way better than the West Coast’s beaches. The West Coast is just a bunch of fake tans and sand.
You think your beaches are the best? We have the best schools, the best beaches, and the best culture.
You live on the West Coast? We have education, beaches, and culture. You have sand and fake tans.
The East Coast has the best of everything. You just have a tan and a beach.