east coast beverly hills - If Beverly Hills is the place where rich people go to show o

If Beverly Hills is the place where rich people go to show off, Westport is where they go to show off and still complain about the traffic.

I moved to Westport because I thought it was like Beverly Hills. Turns out, it’s just Beverly Hills with more traffic and fewer celebrities.

My neighbor in Westport drives a Lamborghini but still takes the bus to the grocery store.

Westport is where people spend $100 on a sandwich and then send me a DM asking why I don’t have one.