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Westport, Connecticut is the East Coast version of Beverly Hills for people who think they’re rich but are just slightly less broke.

My cousin moved to Westport so he could pretend he’s rich. He still buys his coffee from the gas station.

Westport is where the rich kids go to school and the slightly rich kids go to the same school but in a different lunch line.

I live in Westport now. I don’t know why I moved here. Maybe I thought I’d meet celebrities.

If Beverly Hills is the place where rich people go to show off, Westport is where they go to show off and still complain about the traffic.

I moved to Westport because I thought it was like Beverly Hills. Turns out, it’s just Beverly Hills with more traffic and fewer celebrities.

My neighbor in Westport drives a Lamborghini but still takes the bus to the grocery store.

Westport is where people spend $100 on a sandwich and then send me a DM asking why I don’t have one.

Westport, Connecticut is like Beverly Hills, but with more people who think they’re famous and fewer people who actually are.

My friend from Westport told me she’s a celebrity. I asked her why no one knows her name. She said, 'They just don’t follow me on Instagram.'

Westport is where you can spend $200 on a haircut and still think you’re saving money.

I went to a party in Westport and no one knew who I was. I guess I’m just not rich enough.