East Bridgewater
A sleepy town with more cows than people, where the cops don’t even bother chasing you if you steal a chicken. It’s like the perfect place to live if you hate crowds and have a death wish.
My neighbor’s dog ran away and came back with a chicken from the farm. That’s how we know he’s a thief.
I moved here because I thought it was quiet. Turns out, cows are loud at night.
The only crime here is when the cows eat your lawn and then laugh at you.