East Berlin
East Berlin was the dirtiest, most broken part of Berlin during the Cold War. It was filled with lazy Soviet soldiers who thought the war was still going on and lived in ugly, smelly concrete buildings that looked like they were built by drunk pigs.
My grandma said East Berlin was so bad, even the rats wore helmets.
The Soviet soldiers in East Berlin would drink vodka and fight over who got to sleep with the local barmaid.
My uncle tried to visit East Berlin and got lost in a concrete maze.
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