East Berlin

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This town is a bunch of cheap whores who can't wait to jump into the nearest guy's pants. The guys are brainless morons who think they're hot stuff. That's why half of Bermudian Springs High is knocked up or getting knocked up.
My cousin got pregnant by her math teacher from East Berlin. He was a total meathead.
The cheerleader from East Berlin had three kids by the time she was 16.
My uncle went to East Berlin and came back with a baby and a divorce.
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East Berlin was the dirtiest, most broken part of Berlin during the Cold War. It was filled with lazy Soviet soldiers who thought the war was still going on and lived in ugly, smelly concrete buildings that looked like they were built by drunk pigs.
My grandma said East Berlin was so bad, even the rats wore helmets.
The Soviet soldiers in East Berlin would drink vodka and fight over who got to sleep with the local barmaid.
My uncle tried to visit East Berlin and got lost in a concrete maze.
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