East Bejesus - A place so far away it's like being sent to the end of the u

A place so far away it's like being sent to the end of the universe by a very angry god.

My teacher said I'd get sent to East Bejesus if I didn't stop talking. I talked more.

That internship was in East Bejesus. I got a better job just walking to the store.

I got stuck in East Bejesus for a week. I nearly died from boredom.