East Bejesus

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A place so far away it might as well be a cursed toilet in the middle of a burning desert.

My cousin got transferred to East Bejesus for being a bad influence. He's never coming back.

I'd rather eat a rat than go to East Bejesus again.

That meeting was in East Bejesus. I walked there, I walked back, and I walked home.

A location so bad it's like being stuck in a blender with a grumpy goat.

They moved my grandma to East Bejesus. She's been yelling at the mailman for three years.

That job offer was in East Bejesus. I said no. I'm still here.

I took a bus to East Bejesus. The bus broke down. I walked.

A place so far away it's like being sent to the end of the universe by a very angry god.

My teacher said I'd get sent to East Bejesus if I didn't stop talking. I talked more.

That internship was in East Bejesus. I got a better job just walking to the store.

I got stuck in East Bejesus for a week. I nearly died from boredom.