East Bejesus - A location so bad it's like being stuck in a blender with a

A location so bad it's like being stuck in a blender with a grumpy goat.

They moved my grandma to East Bejesus. She's been yelling at the mailman for three years.

That job offer was in East Bejesus. I said no. I'm still here.

I took a bus to East Bejesus. The bus broke down. I walked.