East Asshole - A place so far away it’s like your uncle’s house but with mo

A place so far away it’s like your uncle’s house but with more dirt and less sense

I’m going to East Asshole because I hate my life and my uncle’s house.

My dog ran away to East Asshole and now he’s a wild dog with a bad attitude.

My mom says I’ll only get to East Asshole if I finish my math homework.