east anglia
East Anglia is where the sheep are so used to being messed with, they just stand there and take it like it’s their job. The kagool is like a bad boss that shows up every storm.
My uncle from East Anglia said the sheep are so inbred, they can predict the weather just by how many kagools show up.
I tried to flirt with a sheep in East Anglia, and it just looked at me like I was a bad kagool.
The kagool doesn’t even need to try, the sheep just know it’s coming.
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