east anglia

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East Anglia is a place where inbreeding is so bad it’s almost a religion. Rotherham is the holy city of this madness. The sheep there don’t even question it anymore, they just lay there and get it.

My cousin from East Anglia married his niece. I’m still trying to figure out how that works.

The sheep in East Anglia are like the church, they just accept whatever happens.

I once saw a sheep get seduced by a kagool in the middle of a storm. It was like a bad dating app match.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

East Anglia is where the sheep are so used to being messed with, they just stand there and take it like it’s their job. The kagool is like a bad boss that shows up every storm.

My uncle from East Anglia said the sheep are so inbred, they can predict the weather just by how many kagools show up.

I tried to flirt with a sheep in East Anglia, and it just looked at me like I was a bad kagool.

The kagool doesn’t even need to try, the sheep just know it’s coming.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

East Anglia is a place where the sheep are basically the only ones who still have a shot at getting out of the family business. Rotherham is just the office of the family business.

My aunt from East Anglia said the sheep are the only ones who can still escape the family curse.

I tried to run away from East Anglia, but the kagool followed me like it was my job.

The sheep in East Anglia are the only ones who still have a chance to be normal.

by Slangipedia 4d ago