East Alton
East Alton is a tiny town that smells like old pizza and has the worst sports teams ever. The only team we beat is the Shells, and that’s only because they’re too lazy to train.
We beat the Shells, and now we’re the best team in the league.
The Shells lost again, and their coach got fired.
We beat the Shells, and now we’re the kings of East Alton.