East Alton

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East Alton is a tiny town near St. Louis where fake black people live and get their butts whipped by real ones from Alton. The only fun is when they drive around in Walmart looking for friends and then hit random people with a humdinger.

I saw my cousin at Walmart and almost hit a guy with my humdinger.

We went to Walmart and saw two people from our class. We hit a cop with a humdinger.

I saw my ex at Walmart and hit her with a humdinger. She got a concussion and I got a high five from my friend.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

East Alton is a dump in Illinois that smells like old pizza. The people there think they’re cool, but they only beat the Shells, which is basically the sports team of a bunch of losers.

Our team beat the Shells, and we celebrated by hitting a guy with a humdinger.

The Shells lost to us, and they got mad and started crying.

We beat the Shells again, and now we’re the best team in the league... probably.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

East Alton is a place where the only people who matter are the ones who hit people with humdinger on the way home from Walmart. The rest are just sad, fake black people who can’t even beat the Shells.

I hit a guy with a humdinger because he looked at me funny.

I hit my mom with a humdinger because she wouldn’t let me eat pizza.

I hit a dog with a humdinger and it ran away like a coward.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

East Alton is a town where everyone thinks they're tough but only beat the Shells. The people there are mostly fake black people and some sad emo kids who used to be skaters.

I beat the Shells and now I feel like a king.

The Shells lost again, and they’re gonna cry in the locker room.

I beat the Shells and my friend hit a guy with a humdinger.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

East Alton is a hole in the ground near St. Louis where the only fun is hitting people with humdinger. The people there are fake black people who get beaten up by real ones from Alton.

I hit a guy with a humdinger because he was being loud.

I hit my teacher with a humdinger because she gave me detention.

I hit my brother with a humdinger because he took my pizza.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

East Alton is a tiny town that smells like old pizza and has the worst sports teams ever. The only team we beat is the Shells, and that’s only because they’re too lazy to train.

We beat the Shells, and now we’re the best team in the league.

The Shells lost again, and their coach got fired.

We beat the Shells, and now we’re the kings of East Alton.

by Slangipedia 14d ago